Miscreants

Has anyone seen these two miscreants? Not seen them in two days. Must be down the harbour, or off exploring the world. No doubt they’ll be back when they’re hungry.

gutlings

Lessons in pooping

lessons

Right Gutlings, listen up. It’s time you learned how to poop on cars. Pay particular attention to silly councillors who think they can legislate us away from the sea, and who intimidate people for feeding the birds in their own back gardens. Poop on their cars as much as you like, and if you can, try to get some on their heads as well.

Herring gulls

You mean, we just let it all splat on the cars of people who think they have more right to the sea than we do? You got it!